Step 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear photo of your bedroom, dorm, living room, or chronically chaotic desk setup.
AI interior intervention
WE ROAST.
YOU GLOW.
EVERY ROOM.
Upload a photo. Get a genuinely funny decor roast, three cheap fixes, and a shareable card built for the group chat.
First roast is free. Your questionable lamp is not.
Roast preview
“Your overhead light has the emotional range of a parking garage.”
The RoomRoast promise
Sharp jokes. Useful advice. Your call to share.
01
No fake praise
If the layout is cursed, we will say so.
02
Budget first
Every roast ends with attainable fixes.
03
Private by default
You decide what reaches the leaderboard.
One photo to glow-up
Advice that earns the screenshot.
Most design tools make you do homework. RoomRoast turns the diagnosis into entertainment, then tells you exactly what to do next.
Step 2
Take the roast
RoomRoast calls out the awkward layout, questionable lighting, and decor crimes without vague design jargon.
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Step 3
Fix what matters
Get three concrete, budget-aware changes and optional shoppable links—then export a story-ready roast card.
Pick your level of intervention
Start with a roast. Upgrade for the rescue.
Free Roast
$0
For testing how much truth your room can handle.
- One AI room roast
- Three practical fixes
- Standard share card
Best glow-up
Roast Plus
$9 / room
A deeper diagnosis when you are actually ready to fix things.
- Detailed AI design breakdown
- Five prioritized fixes
- Budget-aware shopping ideas
- Premium share card
- One revised room check
Human Glow-Up
$79 / room
For rooms requiring professional adult supervision.
- Everything in Roast Plus
- Review by a real designer
- Personalized layout direction
- Curated action list
Before you expose the room
Fair questions. Unfiltered answers.
Your room is ready to talk
LET'S ADDRESS THAT CORNER YOU KEEP CROPPING OUT.
Upload one photo and leave with a laugh, a plan, and fewer reasons to blame the landlord.
Roast my room